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  • 04 Sep 2007 (1 year ago)
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Movie Quotes

  • by Spiny

There's a thing Beej brought to our attention on Empire that's listing most quotable movie lines. I reckon we can do better so I won't even bother linking to it. And this really deserves a blog.

Here's some to warm you up:

  • "You want the truth? You Can't Handle The Truth"
  • "Car's got a lot of pickup"
  • "I love the smell of (your word here) in the morning"
  • "Game over man, game over"

Keep em snappy, the sorts of things you could say in context to a non film geek, but that a film geek would recognise...





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  • Shedir replied
  • 1 year ago @ 9:17pm

"We're on a mission from God."

"Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady."

"Yo Adrianne, we did it"

"You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

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  • Spiny replied
  • 1 year ago @ 7:52am

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

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  • Spiro replied
  • 1 year ago @ 8:13am

"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

"The Force is strong with this one." & "Your powers are weak, old man."

"Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!"

"Hey, try not to suck any dick one the way through the parking lot!"

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  • Catalyst replied
  • 1 year ago @ 11:40am

"Now I am the master."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."

"I'm your worst nightmare."

"Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"

"I hate snakes!"

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  • alfa replied
  • 1 year ago @ 7:27am

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

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  • Beej replied
  • 1 year ago @ 10:33pm


Okay, these took me a while to collate! I had to look down the length of my DVD collection on the shelf. I've said pretty much all of these in day-to-day situations, but then... I do say stupid things fairly often, especially after alcohol...


On a night out, at a pub or bar:

  • This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus... just like me.
  • This is what I call a 'target rich' environment.
  • It's a rescue mission - there's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity.
  • I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
  • If it bleeds, we can kill it.
  • You don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard.
  • I'm always on the lookout for the future ex- Mrs.Beej.
  • It's a formidable scent.
  • I'm kind of a big deal.

In the car:

  • Traveling to [someplace] isn't like dusting crops, boy!
  • Punch it, Chewie!
  • It's a Seal magnaphone, an MX 20-20. [I once said this when someone asked me what the bluetooth kit was]
  • I bought it from Alain Prost. [this an obscure quote from a French comedy]

Things to say amongst fellow soldiers, or with civilians at paintball:

  • What's that for, Zee Germans?
  • You're in the Army remember? It's not a job, it's an adventure!
  • Another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm!
  • We're in the pipe, five by five. [I once said 'I read you five by five' over the radio, I think that counts]
  • 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round.
  • [in the face of any certain defeat] We can't accept your surrender, was there anything else?
  • What did you think they were gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
  • They fucking shot me! Well fucking shoot back!
  • Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

At any time, preferably when fellow movie fans are present:

  • Get the fuck out of here!
  • I had to beat him to death with his own shoes.
  • I'm just a lowly, lowly cook.
  • They mostly come at night... mostly.
  • Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
  • Ohhhh, it's a burn, deep burn, so deep!
  • Uh, all of them, I think.
  • Back off man, I'm a scientist.
  • Listen! Do you smell something?
  • Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
  • Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
  • Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  • Hello, McFly?
  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. [the quote that led to this blog!]
  • Merry New Year! [I use it every year, but my family still don't get it]
  • [on seeing icing sugar or a sherbert dip] That's PCP! Angel dust! You ever see what this stuff does to kids?
  • It's a UNIX system! I know this!
  • Baking powder?
  • [when at a restaurant, always raises a groan] I'll have the Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

Timeless Star Wars quotes for any occasion:

  • Today will be a day long remembered.
  • Never tell me the odds.
  • You rebel scum!


I've not even done 007 quotes! Someone else will have to do that... every living British man has some sort of Bond quote memorised :-)

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  • Spiny replied
  • 1 year ago @ 8:28am

  • "Yuh can't beat a bit'uh girl on girrl!"

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  • Spiro replied
  • 1 year ago @ 9:20am

My Favourtite quote from the new Bond:

James Bond: Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Do I look like I give a dam?

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