eat ELECTRIC death!

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  • 13 Jan 2005 (3 years ago)
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Haiku

  • by Slimbo
Anyone fancy some Haiku? Japanese poetry where the first line is five syllables, next line seven syllables, and last line five syllables, eg:

Mac Mini sucks piss
Want to shit on its sleek case
buy a cheaper box

What is with mac mice?
Do they think I have a hoof?
Where's the fucking wheel?

Yeah, not great I know. Can you do better? Anti Mac themed!



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  • Rick replied

I love my imac
it makes your pc look crap
what else would I need ?

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  • Fred replied

That isn't a haiku, that's called a sentence.

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  • Slim replied

To be fair I think its our form thing stripping his CR's, I'll fixor it...

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  • Lurks replied

No sharp corners here
No buttons, features or specs
More money than sense

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  • Lurks replied

My mind cannot cope
With programs, settings and games
Mac perfect for me

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  • Spiny replied

a displayless puter
a player without face small
jobs off his trolley

one loneley button
stares of scrolling envy to pc
get a sporty car

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