They suck! I mean the desktop kind, you know - the ones that never bloody move. Or at the most they move a few centimetres around your desk and yet this 'mobility' and 'cord free cleanliness' is worth building in a radio transmitter and a set of batteries.

Why is it that the batteries always conk out right when you really fecking need to do something as well?

I've just had to steal the damn rechargables out of the wireless mouse to run the keyboard and plugged in a wired mouse.

Absolutely retarded.