Marriage, pros n cons [shedir]

Dr Dave has re-entered the fray good reader. Once again he's dipping his toesized cock into fresh damp areas.
This raises some questions on what is the correct viable lifestyle for the modern gaming man.
Married Life
Pro's
She's always there for househole chores
Dinner ready when you get in
Sex not necessarily on demand, but always a possibility
Kids
Nice house with fixtures and fittings

Con's
Nagging
Expensive, houses aren't cheap
Nagging
Mood swings, which you can't escape
Moaning
inlaws
Whinging
1 pussy ono


OR
Living with hired help
Pro's
1 maid just there for househole chores, 1 complaint and sacked
Dinner delivered nightly, or eat on the hoof
Sex on demand, with hookers tho
No Kids
Cheap digs, ergo more money for boys toys

Con's
Sexual variety limited by imagination and budget
Much higher risk of STDs
Could be lonely sometimes
5 lvl 60 chars in wow...a month


Am I right, or am I right?