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Monday 14 November 2005

Christmas Gifts For Men [Spiro]

Whilst reading the Sunday Times I came across this artical:
A doctor is experimenting with a radical new Contraceptive treatment - electric shocks to the testicles. Dr Sava Bojovic, a fertility expert in Novi Banocvi, Serbia, says the small shock makes men temporarily infertile. "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low currents flowing through them," he explains. "This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days." He hopes to have a small, battery-powered shocker ready by Christmas.
Now I'm not a complete wuss, but the thought of having to shock myself once every ten days make my legs cross and clench. Does he honestly think people will buy it? I think not, there are plenty of other methods that are totally painless.
So, Dear Santa,
Please, Please don't bring me a Bollock Shocker for Christmas.
Made me think there must be a whole list of things on the market that you really wouldn't want as a present. So come on chaps, what would you hate to find in your stocking?


  1. To be brutally honest, I'd hate to find almost all members, no make that all members of EED, in stockings.
    Idea of male contraception always seems a bit of an contradiction in terms to me. Exactly how many women are stupid enough to trust a man who says he's up to date with his contraception, bollox shockin or not? It's bad enough with the dozy bints who actually have a reasonable view of just what a bad deal us men generally are. But even women aren't stupid enough to cop the "oh yeah I took meh pill, just hop on will ya?"!

  2. I think you will find that there are more men than women that worry about getting kids with a one nighter...
    Shocking the balls has to be better than getting a phonecall after 2 months from some braindead desperate girl explaining that youre in the 14 people group that may get a kid since she was afraid her eggs were running out.
    On a sidenote the ballshocking might actually feel good :)