- Lanners don't DO breakfast
- Need photos, hire Jayvid Bailey. But use own camera too!
- No festival, however close, can outrank WoW
- When declaring the rate of alcohol consumption is too slow, do not fall asleep at the PC
- Checking a bag 8 times does not guarantee your ticket is correct, only that it is there
- The quality of a barmaids ass has to be discussed at the bar, never a table
- Sometimes your luggage can be the hidden
Monday, 24 July 2006
Posted by Dave
Just a few golden nuggets from amlan3 my stella saturated mind flung up while waiting on my flight home.