Thursday, 12 August 2004
EEDford Wives [DrDave]
Hello pervs. In honour of the recent release of the classic Stepford Wives, I think its about time we started a mini-version of Stepford for ourselves.So in the unlikely event that you're offered a chance to cash in your existing spouse for a Sex-Crazy, Housework-Obsessed, Well Turned-Out Love-Robot... And assuming that this Carnal Automaton was easily skinable... Which Nokia Xpress-on (tm) cover would you chose for your Cyber Shag?Personally, I would garb my Robo-Hump in the likeness of the eternal jailbate, Natalie Portman. Whereas Slim would weld a titanium visage of Charlie Dimmock onto his Love Machine. Speak on chums...
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Kelly Brook. Accept no imposters, ultimate fuckbot.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Imbruglia, but I'd get snap-on fascias of Kate Beckinsale and maybe Elisha Cuthbert... maybe....
ReplyDeleteMena Suvari for me as long as she comes with rose petals
ReplyDeleteThe movie version of Cameron Diaz (not the spotty real life version). A close second would be Kiera Knightly
ReplyDeleteYeah, deffo Diaz - I'd do her up the tube any day
ReplyDeleteI think I'd have to throw it all into that new redhead tart from the teen comedies - Lindsay Lohan. I'm with Kavey with Elisha Cuthbert as a good backup...
ReplyDeleteI've already got a Sex-Crazy, Housework-Obsessed, Well Turned-Out Love-Robot....come on guys get with the program..theres one out there for all of you!Oh and the new Stepford Wives is utter crap - get the DVD of the old one which was superb and directed by Bryan Forbes who used to open our village fete in Egham (with his wife Nanette Newman of Fairy Liquid advert fame who was about 6 foot taller than him and also in Stepford Wives - surprise surprise)
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