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Tuesday 4 September 2007

Movie Quotes [Spiny]

There's a thing Beej brought to our attention on Empire that's listing most quotable movie lines. I reckon we can do better so I won't even bother linking to it. And this really deserves a blog.

Here's some to warm you up:
  • "You want the truth? You Can't Handle The Truth"
  • "Car's got a lot of pickup"
  • "I love the smell of (your word here) in the morning"
  • "Game over man, game over"

Keep em snappy, the sorts of things you could say in context to a non film geek, but that a film geek would recognise...


  1. "We're on a mission from God."

    "Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady."

    "Yo Adrianne, we did it"

    "You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."


  2. "We're gonna need a bigger boat"


  3. "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

    "The Force is strong with this one." & "Your powers are weak, old man."

    "Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!"

    "Hey, try not to suck any dick one the way through the parking lot!"


  4. "Now I am the master."

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."

    "I'm your worst nightmare."

    "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"

    "I hate snakes!"


  5. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

  6. Okay, these took me a while to collate! I had to look down the length of my DVD collection on the shelf. I've said pretty much all of these in day-to-day situations, but then... I do say stupid things fairly often, especially after alcohol...On a night out, at a pub or bar: This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus... just like me. This is what I call a 'target rich' environment. It's a rescue mission - there's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence. If it bleeds, we can kill it. You don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. I'm always on the lookout for the future ex- Mrs.Beej. It's a formidable scent. I'm kind of a big deal.In the car: Traveling to [someplace] isn't like dusting crops, boy! Punch it, Chewie! It's a Seal magnaphone, an MX 20-20. [I once said this when someone asked me what the bluetooth kit was] I bought it from Alain Prost. [this an obscure quote from a French comedy]Things to say amongst fellow soldiers, or with civilians at paintball: What's that for, Zee Germans? You're in the Army remember? It's not a job, it's an adventure! Another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm! We're in the pipe, five by five. [I once said 'I read you five by five' over the radio, I think that counts] 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round. [in the face of any certain defeat] We can't accept your surrender, was there anything else? What did you think they were gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! They fucking shot me! Well fucking shoot back! Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?At any time, preferably when fellow movie fans are present: Get the fuck out of here! I had to beat him to death with his own shoes. I'm just a lowly, lowly cook. They mostly come at night... mostly. Smells like Bigfoot's dick. Ohhhh, it's a burn, deep burn, so deep! Uh, all of them, I think. Back off man, I'm a scientist. Listen! Do you smell something? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Hello, McFly? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. [the quote that led to this blog!] Merry New Year! [I use it every year, but my family still don't get it] [on seeing icing sugar or a sherbert dip] That's PCP! Angel dust! You ever see what this stuff does to kids? It's a UNIX system! I know this! Baking powder? [when at a restaurant, always raises a groan] I'll have the Cream of Sum Yung Guy.Timeless Star Wars quotes for any occasion: Today will be a day long remembered. Never tell me the odds. You rebel scum!I've not even done 007 quotes! Someone else will have to do that... every living British man has some sort of Bond quote memorised :-)

  7. "Yuh can't beat a bit'uh girl on girrl!"


  8. My Favourtite quote from the new Bond:

    James Bond: Vodka Martini.Bartender: Shaken or stirred?James Bond: Do I look like I give a dam?