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Tuesday 18 May 2004

Scales should be banned [shedir]

Wifey's on a diet. No biggie there, it's summer. However she left the scales a the sink.

So I stood on em while shaving. FFS, Im 14 stone!

Last time I did that about 3 years ago I was 13st 3. I just assumed the tumble drier was shrinking all my clothes. Ah well.

Time to buy a bigger size.

17 comments:

  1. Yes we know you are slim, but this isn't GutBusters Anonymous.Of course, it doesn't help that Greggs have launched the new American Deli sandwich. The brown bread version of that is just about the best peice I've ever had. Go got some! You know you wanna.

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  2. I think at 14 stone your still among the lightest EED'ers so dont fret too much as were all waaaaay ahead of ya :)

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  3. But I'm scottish so not 6 foot like you elongated freaks!

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  4. Stone? Weird brits. Weight is measured in (kilo)grams. It's the metric system you know.

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  5. I don't even know what 14 stone is. I'm 92Kg.

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  6. www.convert-me.com
    92kg = 14.49 stone
    Ive lost about a stone and a quater since I have started going to the gym again, and playing aussie rules. Im still a fut cunt at about 110kg (in matt speak) or just over 17 stone. Im quite happy with that, as I know its coming down, and from experience I know you dont want to loose a stone in a week, its better to loose a small bit a week, and for that to stay off :)

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  7. I don't feel like a fat cunt any more really. I could live with being 90Kg and I'll hit that in a couple of months. Off the beer (pints each night kinda thing) and 90 mins walking each day does me.
    Comedy shit is a girl in the office. She's a pretty lass, gets some attention, but she's stacking it on the thighs and knows it. So she's eating fuck all and moaning about it. Of course she drives door to door for everything, moans about walking 50 meters (I know, because I've had to go with her out to clients many times) and does absolutely no excersize at all.
    That's the problem these days I reckon. Just people being bone fucking idle. Cut out the blatantly shit food and get some form of excersize and that's it.
    The seriously fat bastards these days... I mean, it's like smoking isn't it. You know the risks, you know how to fix it. You just wont.

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  8. Yep, we all know what to do. Cut down on beer, bread, fat laden foods. Excercise more. It's just such a lazy culture where the gooies are so easily got that it's hard to do.
    I'm pretty sure if I didn't do my 2 hours of footie a week, plus walking a couple of miles a day I'd have the rough dimensions of a hobbits house!

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  9. And women like men to have a bit of girth anyway. It gets them hot.

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  10. Plus it means they've got a comeback when we agree their arse does look enormous in that outfit.

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  11. Would you believe I'm 13 stone?

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  12. That's an improbable assertion, though entirely possible given that the most recent intelligence regarding your appearance was gathered in 1990...

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  13. Don't ya just hate that - ya tells a funny and then you fuck it up....but then again there's the power of blogedit....

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  14. ah, well i come in at 91.4, can't believe I'm even close to Lurker. Well at least I make it look good

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  15. Just under 86kg. You fat shower of bastards :)

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  16. Fat Cunts! Weight isn't that useful on its own without height of course. I'm 108kg at 6 foot, which is pretty bad, but its down from 116 a few weeks ago, so I'm happy with progress. I'm out of the habbit of a breakfast bap, and in the habbit of swimming or walking most days, just going to have to keep it up. Ideal weight seems a long way away at 86 though, bleh.
    The fit stuff in the pool is very motivating :)

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