Past EED rants

Labels

Live leaderboard

Poker leaderboard

Voice of EED

Thursday 13 January 2005

Haiku [Slimbo]

Posted by Dave

Anyone fancy some Haiku? Japanese poetry where the first line is five syllables, next line seven syllables, and last line five syllables, eg:
Mac Mini sucks piss
Want to shit on its sleek case
buy a cheaper box

What is with mac mice?
Do they think I have a hoof?
Where's the fucking wheel?

Yeah, not great I know. Can you do better? Anti Mac themed!
Posted by Dave at 13:31
Labels:

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous13 January 2005 at 13:31

    I love my imac
    it makes your pc look crap
    what else would I need ?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous13 January 2005 at 13:31

    That isn't a haiku, that's called a sentence.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous13 January 2005 at 13:31

    To be fair I think its our form thing stripping his CR's, I'll fixor it...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous13 January 2005 at 13:31

    No sharp corners here
    No buttons, features or specs
    More money than sense

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous13 January 2005 at 13:31

    My mind cannot cope
    With programs, settings and games
    Mac perfect for me

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous13 January 2005 at 13:31

    a displayless putera player without face smalljobs off his trolleyone loneley buttonstares of scrolling envy to pcget a sporty car

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)