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Saturday 8 June 2002

England v Argentina - Predictions [Suit]

2:1 to England.. with Argentina scoring the first goal within the first 15minutes. Final England goal going in at the end of injury time in the second half of course

19 comments:

  1. Noooo. Lets just hope england lose, then every fucker will shut up about football for a bit and start talking about something more interesting, like anal boils.

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  2. forgive him.. the isle of mong's national pastimes are fishing and riding motorbikes into stationary objects...

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  3. Argentina win by a vast margin, celebrating each goal with a rousing cry of 'That's for the Belgrano!'. England lose horribly and come home and the people in the pub next door to me stop getting boozed up at 7am while watching piss-sucking football and waking me up with their cheering. Fingers crossed eh?

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  4. I'll actually let football off for the World Cup. At all other times it most definately sucks piss. If we can just instill the idea that the World Cup is the only time that it is acceptable to talk about football and not, as Slim so aptly puts it, the more interesting subject of anal boils, then the world will be a better place. I have one prediction concerning the match, if England lose then everyone will be blaming Sven and otherwise seeking scapegoats rather than actually just expressing sorrow in a reasonable display of sportsmanship.

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  5. Give them the falkland islands back in exchange for a win, after the game, we invade and take them back

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  6. Personally I couldn't give a shit - at the end of the day, its been decades since England had a team made up of footballers instead of Calvin Klein \& sunglasses models.. *sigh*

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  7. 1:0 England wins! Best result since the Falklands

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  8. THATS RIGHT BITCHES, SUCK IT DOWN :-)

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  9. Argentina: home of the l0s3r!

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  10. Isle of Mong in mourning as England take one step closer towards the second round of the cup

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  11. bah. Fucking football fucking sucks fucking piss

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  12. Fouls committed: Argentina 21 England 20, those dirty, filthy, cheating, loosers

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  13. You're next Pinochet!

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  14. Pablo Cavallero, Mauricio Pochettino, Walter Samuel, Diego Placente, Javier Zanetti, Diego Simeone, Juan Sebastian Veron, Juan Pablo Sorin, Ariel Ortega, Gabriel Batistuta, Kily Gonzalez YOU ALL SUCK PISS

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  15. BBC website collapses *AGAIN* as 'tard web chimps fail to appreciate the significance of the victory.

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  16. We added 3 webservers to the pool for today, server response was good, News have sensibly dropped to a lower-bandy template. 19m hits yesterday, far more than 9/11, we'll probably find that the traffic today was in the region of 20+ million page impressions - and hence probably one of the busiest sites on the web today?

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  17. Look, if your shortening the 11th of September it's 11/9 OK. I don't fucking care how many yanks died, the days come BEFORE the month in civilized countries that can work dates. Is that understood?! Oh, and well played England. Is the World Cup over then?

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