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Monday 25 April 2005

FHM Top 100 O'Madness [DrDave]

Once again, the collective low-brow that makes up the FHM readership has been comprehensively furrowed, and the annual (and inexplicable) Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World list has been belched forth. You can see the full mind-bogglingly random list of "lovelies" here, but as an aperitif, sir might like to indulge himself in the following snippet of the apparent cream of our female crop:
  1. Kelly Brook
  2. Cheryl Tweedy
  3. Angelina Jolie
  4. Michelle Ryan
  5. Elisha Cuthbert
  6. Britney Spears
  7. Abi Titmuss
  8. Sarah Harding
  9. Beyonce Knowles
  10. Charlotte Church
Now, I freely doff my cap to these young ladies and admit that they pretty much all fall into the "definitely would" category. Though I can't help but wonder if the likes of Michelle Ryan and Charlotte Church are really the 4th and 10th sexiest women in the world. Clearly they're not. Nor can I explain why the likes of Dunst (48), Knightley (17) and Portman (73) have failed to make the top 10. It do perplex and addle, it do.
Never fear though chums, because we EED, as arbiters of good taste and self-styled fashionistas, can rescue this fine English tradition turned carwreck. We can slay this red-headed stepchild of a list with the Shotgun of Truth. To wit, I suggest we post our own versions of the Top 10. Allow me to commence. Ahem:
  1. Natalie Portman
  2. Keira Knightley
  3. Kirsten Dunst
  4. Elisha Cuthbert
  5. Charlize Theron
  6. Holly Valance
  7. Salma Hayek
  8. Halle Berry
  9. Rachel Stevens
  10. Ziyi Zhang
Troof I say, troof. Speak on...
Edit: after extensive research, Ziyi Zhang ousts Kylie.


  1. I am deeply concerned that your top two look more like young boys than fit girls. My list would be similar to yours, but ordered as follows:
    1. Kirsten Dunst
    2. Charlize Theron
    3. Tera Patrick
    4. Ziyi Zhang
    5. Halle Berry
    6. Dita von Teese
    7. Louise Rednap
    8. Liv Tyler
    9. Mylene Klass
    10. Salma Hayek

    ...having completed it, I notice it's not similar to yours at all, as I'm not into small boys. Oh well.
    Edit, I've swapped me a Cat Deely for a Deta von Teese. Tough choise, mainly down to breastage, but this is a sexy vote and not a pretty vote eh?
    Edit2, gah I'm struggling. Swapped me a Beyonce for a Selma Hayek, which is a pretty good deal I recon. Kylie's No 11 :)

  2. Lexa DoigGail PorterZiyi ZhangMyleene KlassThandie NewtonEmily ProcterLisa FaulknerJennifer AnistonJolene BlalockEvangeline Lilly

  3. Cor ain't that funny. A random blog has given me more insight into my clannies' brains in a handful of hundred words than any blog previously. What a very very interesting selection.
    Mine to come when I've thought about it a bit.
    Myleene Klass deary deary me :)

  4. 1: Jennifer Connelly
    2. Rosanna Arquette
    3. Sally Phillips
    4. Jenna Jameson
    5. Lena Olin
    6. Drew Barrymore
    7. Kelly Sotherton
    8. Marg Helgenberger
    9. Ilonka Elmont
    10. Veronika Zemanova

  5. Rosanna Arquette at number 2 eh? Sexy...

  6. A tricky one my friends. As far as I can see the poll has one fundamental flaw in it - that of course the world's sexiest women have to be known for other things. Now while I'm first to run a serious pole up the flag for the fine qualities of a number of laydees above, there are of course much sexier women in the world who are not famous *for other things*.I had a tool around the models one and elite models web sites. I came across this for the *dutch-only* representation of beautiful sexy women. Can I just say this put the F in omFg.... a click around for M for Marinka Vukojevic, R for Reshma Roopram and and W for Wendy Dubbeld - gnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhAnd that's only a small bit of the world. GNNNNNGGGHHHHHHHH

  7. I looked at Marinka Vukojevic and I don't remember seeing anything else about her other than her eyes! Now those are some freaky eyes.