As you all know I look upon EED as my segregate family â you are like my mum and dad, brothers and sisters, children, errrrr very small children etc etc. Iâm also well aware that sometimes (but not often) you venture outside, for example when your broadband connection temporarily goes down.
When you do venture outside you may have noticed a big yellow thing in the sky. We call that "the Sun". Now the Sun is a âgood thingâ as in good looking women wear less when it is out, and a "bad thing" as in it can give you skin cancer which is a "very bad thing".
This is why I want you all to buy the only certified 8 hour life fully waterproof sunscreen that is on the market right now â Prosport - (and the only one you donât have to apply 30 mins before you go out). You can buy it here. When you have bought it I want you to rub it all over your body twice a day and ensure you keep back up tubes in the car.
If you do this not only will you be able to travel to the sun without burning yourself you will also live for ever, become incredibly good looking and get to beta test Half Life 3 in the Peninsula Hotel bar in Santa Monica for as long as you want. Honest.
p.s. any rumours that this is a company I have started as a sideline in preparation for my alternative lifestyle transition are completely true... errrrrr... I mean untrue hehe