Big Brother 5. It's like Euro 2004 or Wimbledon; it eats into TV schedules, the media gives it tonnes of coverage and at the end of the day, its truly tedious shite.
However, apparantly for the first time in BB 'history', the house erupted in violence as Victor went schitz.
I should take a moment to explain who Victor is. He's a Grade A fuckloon of the highest order, and yet that does serious disservice to fuckloonery as a whole. He's mind numbingly retarded in his outlook and social skills, and is the sort of person you'd expect to find flogging knocked off rolling tobacco outside Bejams. In short, most people's initial reaction on meeting him would be to punch him very hard in the face.
He plays the race card a lot too (he's a brutha see, who is jolly proud of his roots, and sees any criticim of him as a criticism of the black race as a whole, which is bad'n'wrong innit) and this leads him to go up against the somewhat adorable bug eyed girl from up Norf, who's name I forget but she's lovely. In short, most people's initial reaction on meeting her would be to buy her a Bacardi Breezer and run a mile.
So, here it is - about 3 minutes of entertaining nonsense from that group of assorted human gerbils we call Big Brother contestants:
Show me the violence!