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Friday 29 October 2004

A Bientot Beej [Am]

Well, our clan-mate Beej is leaving Death-Central for a while for a new job which will not be without some liveliness. Beej, having completed his HNVQ in professional Doormanship is now taking up a post as the resident bouncer in the 414 club, Brixton. So we'd just like to say - stay safe fucker - don't do anything we wouldn't do and for god's sake don't say something like "yes sightseeing in Brixton does sound like a good idea" and venture out of the comfort of your little nightclub-compound for no good reason whatsoever.
A le retour Beej! We'll keep the beer warm and the women cold for you until your next return....

10 comments:

  1. Stay sharp Beej. I like bikes me. Lots of bikes I like but unfortunately I have only got two legs. Or else I could ride more bikes at the same time and if I grew more fingers I could type about them too all the time.

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  2. Subtlety - the dying art....

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  3. Best of luck Beejy, see you in the news. Brixton deserves a painting. Mebbe lialic. Or Fuxtard Green?

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  4. Do watch the locals for restlessness and general swarthiness Beejums - I understand that unlike Merry Old Buckinghamshire, certain folk within the 414 don't like sharing the dodgy little space next to the table selling the glowlites, especially with kids from the other side of the tracks. So keep 'em peeled, and if necessary, skin up sharpish. I got tea & medals for my 'ole diary and if you're free I can do you next tuesday sharpish!

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  5. Whatever you do - don't forget the fucking railgun!

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  6. Whatever you do - don't forget the fucking railgun!

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  7. Hey I know - whatever you do - don't forget the fucking railgun!

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  8. You know what, I think he shouldn't forget the fucking railgun!

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  9. I dont know whats made me think of it.....but would it help if you took a railgun with you?
    TC m8ee - living to be my age is quite good fun! [Ignoring the whole colostomy bag changing thing - Ed]

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  10. #1 Um, don't blog after a free bar :)GL b33j

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