Fucking Transformers? They were shit when it was current. None of us were kids when they happened. They're crap, just because they're old doesn't make them good. Give over with your retroshit overpriced T-shirts and plastic toys, it doesn't make you clever and it definately doesn't make you cool!
And people that can't drive blogging! I have to go into the CMS and manually edit some fucked up entry because some thick-skulled fucktard can't work out how to add a fucking URL!
Oh yes and fucking Raven Shield. I've got my elite PSG-1 7.62 NATO chambered sniper rifle. It's the start of the map, not a sound. I peak my head around the corner and some terrorist shoots me in the head from 500 paces with a pistol. Raven Shield's AI programmers are fucktards!
Then there's that Irish cunt Kiigan on the UKGamer list and his fucking :D smileys. What the fuck is that, have you got a guinness glass stuffed in your gob? Don't get me started on the retarded 'I want to be japanese' ones that aren't even smileys either!
Bloody journalists in this whole Iraqi war thing. Half of them have speech impediments or otherwise some debility which makes you think they should be clearing mines and not shoving their deformed face in a camera! One of them I can't work out if it's a man or a woman and another one says Eeeeraqi in the most infuriating way. The Iraqis don't say it like that so why the fuck are you! I say we strap those smart-bomb add-ons to their feet and drop them out of a B52 at 40,000 feet. Now put your 'hard nosed' journalism to some use bitch!
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Cool, a bleaty thread, can I have a go? What fucks me off is that the sandwich lady comes in here at 9:30, and I buy a sarnie for breakfast, then it's some fuckers birthday so they buy pasties at 10am. Why don't the fuckers say before the sarnie ladie gets here that they're buying pasties? Selfish fucking shites!
ReplyDeleteBet it didn't stop you having a pastie AND a sarnie, though!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I /was/ a kid when Transformers was happening first time around, and they're still rubbish. I guess there's a reliving childhood thing there for some people, but, well... If you want big fuck-off robots, go watch some of the infinitely better stuff that Transformers ripped off :)
How about fuckign forum sigs? Dickhead 14 year old manga freaks who post one word replies to 'battle mech overlander xtreme' thread that's then followed by a 640x480 hi rez image of some big eyed cartoon jap child crying in their footer. Cunts. (damn you and your female intuition shinji :)
ReplyDeleteLike you couldn't gag down a pastie and a sarnie Lard Lad. What are you complaining about? Was it you wanted two?
ReplyDeletemother fucking nominet; they insist on IPS tag transfers being conducted solely online, yet their online thing is fucked - i've just wasted half hour of my life. bastards
ReplyDeleteThe Tube, work politics, fridged women, banks and bank managers, people who drown bacon in Ketchup, people who never say please or thank you, those who can find nothing good in a situation and have to moan at every single minor annoyance, tossers who's heads are stuck up their own arses and pussy's who go to the pub and drink soft drinks with out a serious medical reason.
ReplyDeletethose FUCKING TOURISTS who insist on travelling with suitcases and bags the size of a detached house at 9am in the morning; who can't work out how to operate the ticket barriers, and who congregate like pubic hair in a plughole round the top of the escalators. Burn them!
ReplyDeleteToo right and those backpacking shitfarts that get on the Picadilly line to Heathrow at 8.15AM when there's no space to allow the geneva convention specified 3cm gap between your noise and some Frenchman's armpit, let alone their fucking huge backpack. Fucks!
ReplyDeleteRyanair charging me three times my fucking ticket price in order to put a 10kg box with a PC in it in their luggage hold last time I flew to Ireland. Cunts.
ReplyDeleteThat's what the fucking heathrow express is for you soap-dodging, peace-loving backpacker fucktard! Get off the goddamn transport being used for people working for a living!
ReplyDeleteCabbies who think that just because you're drunk you don't know how to get home and try to take you round the houses.
ReplyDeleteactually the heathrow express is sick; i got on there the other week, 5am, not happy about being awake at that time, and some poncy shitgrinning tart cart tries to sell me a pastry. PISS OFF PEDRO! and what's with the goddamned video crap? pictures of barn owls eating rodents, or snakes shedding their skin; I mean WHAT THE FUCK!?
ReplyDeleteWell there's an idea there actually. I say that the Eurostar should show loud documentaries of WWII to the French for the entire journey to our shores, then they might remember why there's tens of thousands of our boys burried in their cemeteries 'polluting' their land!
ReplyDeleteThings that annoy me? Middle lane drivers. Religious WHACKOS who think that God buried dinosaur fossils 'to test our faith'. Software installers that demand a reboot for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ON EARTH other than poor programming. That long-haired twat who presents the interior dectorating programme on BBC2. What a dickmuncher! Pubs which insist on showing Sky Sports really loud for no good reason. And people who go to the pub with you and stare at it! FFS! People who talk about soap operas in the office every day of the week. GET A LIFE!
ReplyDeleteCorrie rocks my cock!
ReplyDeleteCorrie sucks. I'm a cock!
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