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Wednesday 4 June 2003

Jade has child, why?! [lurks]

The human race is fucked. We've not only side stepped evolution but we're trying our damndest to go backwards. The evidence? Jade Goody, that hideous braindead mutant from Big Brother, has had a child.

I'm astounding that a man volunteered to inseminate it in the first place but on a purely humanitarian level, surely the world does not need another fat, ugly and stupid person? Madness, it's just not right.


  1. On a scientific (medical) level, she should not be underestimated. After all, after Einstein was proven wrong over the whole E=MC2 malarky (in certain circumstances, if you're inside a blackhole, wearing cut off jeans and listening to Dolly Parton, E most certainly doesn't = MC2) - it was only a matter of time before another scientific great was proved wrong; this time round.. Jade 1, Darwin 0.

  2. Men will inseminate anything, you ask the sheep on IoM ;-)At least Jade has two legs.Actually, I reckon someone f*cked her for a bet ;-)