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Tuesday, 17 June 2003

Joke... *chuckle* [brit]

At Heathrow Airport yesterday, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphic calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

5 comments:

  1. I've got a newer gag. Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'Why the long face?'.

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  2. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
    'But why?' they asked, as they moved off.
    'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

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  3. A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.” “What are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses. The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

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