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Wednesday 28 May 2003

Press release: EED announce sad loss to IRC [am]

London: Tuesday - For Immediate Release; Clan Crosshatch Electric Death announce that clan elder and all round antipodean The Lurker has, following an extensive tour of India and the subcontinent, accepted a job with an unspecified magazine. Said Electricdeath's Lurker 'Some say I was being more picky than an industrial-size barrel of tooth-picks at a woodpecker convention but me, I like to think of it as merely being 'right''. Said Electricdeath's clan-leader [EED]Slim 'I'd like a pizza. Pizza. Mmmmmmmm'. In unrelated news, shares in world Airsoft manufacturers collapsed and UK broadband providers declared extensive cost-savings as compaints-handling staff were rationalised by 40%. In other news, Neen McLurker is invited to Buckingham Palace for the New Year's honours awards for Services to the Great Unwashed.
Clan Electricdeath has existed for a number of years despite all attempts to the contrary.

9 comments:

  1. Well played teh lurka! Blag us a free sub you fucker!

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  2. Yah. Jolly well played, what?

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  3. I bet its the Viz!
    Played chap...is there going to be a gathering? Make it some time after June :o)

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  4. Well done Lurks! You'll be a non-game-playing faggot like the rest of us in no time now :)

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  5. Played that man, and I echo the desire to hear of an EED related bash. Not been to one of those in donkeys, always a good laff. :) BTW what mag?

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  6. I think evening drinks on a Friday are going to be a much more frequent occurence now. Just sort out a date for the northern muppets to all pile down, and it'll be on...

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  7. The Dickens at the moment is wicked. They have blocked off one corner of St Katherines Dock so a lot of people can't be bothered. Those of you who remember going to the bar and waiting 15mins or so to get served are in for a shock. No more buying double drinks, just walk up and get served.

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  8. Oh, is that why it was so quiet on Friday? I just thought that people were out of town for the long weekend... sweet.

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  9. Bit of both there Muz. DNM, we'll give you a shout on the next one for sure although it would be easier if you loitered in #eed :) As for the mag, I can't saying anything about it until it's launched. Expect blogs a plenty then :)

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